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The genuine article.

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I can't help it. Ideas are lurking inside that booklet.

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I have a french dictionary and grammar booklet to practice by. I am still on pg. 2. I am so slow at learning it is ridiculous.

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At the table slangs, put a fork in it and leftovers.

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Items to invest in like an ice maker. Every rich people own a maker.

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You probably don't even know how to eat a spaghetti. Fork included. Counter or clockwise.

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First eat meatballs then spaghetti, okay. So you don't gain the pounds.

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I bet not like me. Huh!

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Then how do you consume arugula salad with a fork?

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I am very particular about table manners. If you don't have one then don't waste my time.

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I have etiquette. It is in my blood. I am after all french per se. I like to look at pretty things. And I have exceptional table manners unlike some people in the arrondissements.

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It's like tasting wine but better.

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Try it sometime instead of you know what mwah!

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Warm and toasted ciabatta bread slathered in butter.

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Mon Cherie, sais cher. Uh, to help me better pronounce them stupid french vocabs.

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Or better yet immerse yourself in butter 🧈 panache.

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